The One with the Queen of England

Melany came over and we went to see someone she knew from work that had just moved into a new place. On the way there I saw Kathy F. from college and she was mad that I hadn’t called or returned her calls. I think I used to be her roommate. We kind of just went by her and she was yelling that she had something in her purse and was yelling that she was going to dump it in the first stiff wind once she got to Arizona.

We were going up the stairwell into a room that was empty and smelled of varnished new floors and there was a woman on the porch putting stuff around (moving in). We got to the living room and Melany introduced herself to a guy – the guy she knew. She introduced me and he asked me if I was up all night partying and I said ‘no’. He said that everyone else was. I asked why. He said because of Linda. I asked who Linda was. Everyone seemed shocked that I didn’t know and said ‘The queen, silly.’ I asked if she was the queen of Canada, and someone scoffed and said they don’t give parties for the queen of Canada.

I turned and it was the Queen of England (Elizabeth, not ‘Linda’), on the couch, kind of lying on her side, resting. Melany said ‘they got your monitor set up, huh? It looks better (like it saved space).’ There was a cake pan near the monitor and apparently it didn’t work out well because it and a triangular shaped cake jutted too much into the room, not like the square monitor.

We ended up talking about a legend or something that guy who did something in one era was also the same guy that did something in another era (by traveling in time?). It was a big deal and when I woke up I felt like it was some kind of religious revelation but I can’t remember that part!! It was almost like the same guy that killed Caesar (Brutus) was the same guy that killed Jesus (Judas). They used lemon cake or something to do it. We were talking about it and I think they said they had heard something like that and I said I thought they (meaning Christians) didn’t believe in past lives. The queen said something that Ukrainians thought that the lemon cakes worked.