Saturday, March 28, 2009

The One When Lighting Struck Thrice

I was in a classroom, sitting in maybe the second row in the middle of the room. The teacher (although in the dream I though of him as a professor, so it must've been college) was in the front of the room teaching, like normal. Justin came in and was either going to be a guest teacher/speaker, replace the existing teacher or join the teacher on a permanent basis - I'm not sure.

The outer wall of the classroom had large windows, and some of them opened like doors. Justin went outside with the professor while the rest of us watched from inside the classroom. They were going to do some sort of demonstration.

The sky had dark clouds and Justin ended up getting struck by lightning - but it wasn't like a bolt came down and hit him, it was more like a cloud of electricity came down, surrounded him and shocked him for a few seconds and then dispersed. He remained standing at that point but became understandably nervous about staying outdoors.

The professor then got shocked in a similar manner while he was continuing to set up the demonstration. Justin became increasingly agitated and for good reason because he got hit a second time. I remember bolts of lightning kind of hovering around the clouds, pointing at the two of them, almost like they were being targeted. At this point in the dream, both Justin and the professor were lying on the ground unconscious.

The entire class was frozen and one other person and I were like "Call 911!!" So the other guy called while I ran into the hallway. I remember thinking of the stats that X percentage of people freeze in emergencies, Y% panic and scream and like 10% can actually function.

In the hallway (a college/school hallway), there was what looked like a medical triage unit set up in a large stairwell landing. I remember seeing a very large defibrillator unit. Lynn was the head nurse. I yelled for her to come into the classroom, but she shook her head like she was too busy with other things. I yelled that two people had just gotten hit by lightning, so she followed me into the classroom.

At that point, I woke up.

Sunday, February 22, 2009

The One With Everything But the Kitchen Sink

I had a dream with lots of stuff combined... work, school, magic, video games, monsters....

I was not feeling well - I think I had a cold but felt woozy like I might have had a fever or something. But I was taking a test that my boss at work had given out. I remember it having quadratic equations or something and depending on whether or not someone was male or female, they used a different equation.

My boss was giving me tips on how to do the test, but at some point I lost the test and was looking all over for it. I had notebooks filled with other stuff but the test.

At one point I went to the back of the room to look for it, but I picked up an opened package of artificial sweetener off a girl's desk, got it on her jacket or something and cleaned off her desk. She had applied for a job somewhere else so when my boss asked her why she was late, she said she was in HR.

At one point I went on to this raised platform to look for the test and a monster came out onto the platform and I had to fight it. I did the thing where I put my fists together in front of me and that gave me some sort of power and I beat it even though I wasn’t feeling well. Once I beat it, there were all these little pills around that were like in video games after you beat something - you get stuff to increase your health and magic points back up. So, ate those. I don't recall feeling less "sick."

I looked through my notebook again looking for the test but didn’t find it, but apparently I was looking to buy speakers because I had different models cut out of magazines or something and pasted in some of the pages with notes.

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

The One With the Top 10 List

I was helping a friend rewrite his top ten list of things to do - like in life. His version wasn’t neat and had some Spanish items that were not spelled correctly. I can’t really remember who the person was - just that he was hispanic and didn’t know Spanish. My friend Kyle was in the room listening and Jose walked through briefly.

Items I remember:

- Collect 10 items of myself (like when famous people have merchandise) But he had already done that
- Sleep with the CBS soap opera stars on CBS soap operas (that’s how it was written)
- There was an item about ordering two beers in Spanish, but the words weren’t right and I’m not sure what the item itself was... maybe finally learn it correctly? I remember the word “dois” was used and it meant “beer!” Jose confirmed that the word that meant “Give me” was the actual word, but it was not “Da” or “Dame”

Friday, November 7, 2008

The One When Nick, Michelle and I Go For a Ride

I just had a dream that I was in the back seat of a car (SUV I think) with Michelle and Nick was in the front passenger seat in front of me. Nick had just gotten back from Arizona where he spent Xmas and he brought me back two packages of Starbursts that were all strawberry flavored. He was showing us pictures from his trip and a video that he took with 9mm film... It was fall there and the leaves were turning colors and he were wearing a jacket, which was weird.

The video went past these ruins really quickly - like a miniature stonehenge and he were more fascinated with turkeys and the leaves. Then the car was somehow down there and we saw a bunch of bald eagles. He said it was legal to shoot them down there as long as they were in flight. He had also gotten a new job working on the "Rob Roy" project.

The One When I Was Sarah Jessica Parker

I dreamed that I went to this gourmet grocery and got something to eat and a Chinese robe and then went to a hotel for some reason, although I did live in the area. I think for a moment in the dream I was Sarah Jessica Parker and was complaining that people only liked me for my shoes but today people didn't like my shoes, so I took them off and hung them in the closet with this special hanger for very expensive shoes. They were blue...

Then I was lying in the robe (I was myself again) and I couldn't remember paying for the food and robe, so I was trying to look up the number of the store in the phone book but it was FILLED with advertisements so it was impossible to find actual listings.

The One With the McDonald's Fiasco

I was on some sort of road trip with the parents, I think Dawn was there and the little girl who lives next to my parents was with us as well. We stopped at a rest stop that I had a really huge McDonald’s to get breakfast and it was like a really big buffet. You served yourself, but it wasn’t all-you-can-eat – you still paid for what you chose.

I remember picking some fruit, Panetone soaked in something, hash browns and I think an Egg McMuffin. Jim was there near the Panetone because he tried something near it (I think the bread pudding?) and said it tasted like it was soaked in alcohol, like rum or something.

When I was getting something, a woman next to me in the line at the buffet thing like backed into me. She was wearing this light blue knit sweater and was kind of fat – she had like rolls of fat that like went into my plate and like picked up some of my food. So I kind of yelled at her but got out of the way.

I went around the rest of the buffet and then went to get in line to pay. Then the same woman cuts in front of me and backs into me again, this time getting pretty much everything off my plate. I totally went off on her and was yelling at her (can’t remember what I said) but I was SO mad. I threw away what little was left on my plate and didn’t go back to get more and just stormed back to the others.

My parents and sister had turned into my neighbors, I think, because I remember talking with one of them about it as we walked back to the car. The woman passed me on the way and I think she was going to apologize but I told her, “I WARNED you to stay away from me!!”. I was close to just smashing her in the face.

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

The One with the Hostage Situation(s)

The first part of the dream that I remember was that I was having dinner with some people, or at least we were in a place where people were having dinner. A group of hit-men came and threw these long grenade-type missiles at a table that blew up. I remember them being white and spinning around in the air.

These men were either assassins or mobsters that did jobs, and it seemed that I was often in the general area...

As I was running away from the scene, it became clear that somehow, unwittingly, I knew at least one of the hit-men. Someone was either asking me how I knew him or commented on how I got mixed up with the wrong crowd.

Next, I remember being in a bookstore, near the entrance, perhaps in a mall. It was like Borders or Barnes and Noble. The hit-men had followed me or something, but they weren’t chasing me specifically. At this point they all had guns and we all were lying on the floor. I think they were dressed in all black like SWAT guys or something.

A man near me was gathering little pieces of paper and was going to write something on it (on my dictation machine I used to record some dreams I said it said, “I can see it, can you?”) and he was going to try to do something to stop them. Like maybe a gun was going to fall and he was going to grab it. The guy needed a pen, and was going to actually try to get one from one of the gunmen, but I ended up giving him the pen.

But then this younger woman was trying to get money out of the ATM. I think she was one of the assassins’ targets. They knew that she was going to try the ATM, the card wouldn’t work and that’s how they were going to find her and confirm she was the one. She also needed a pen to sign a check that I think she was going to deposit.

All this time, we’re lying on the floor and the other guy with the paper and I were between two tables that books were on, or between two bookshelves, because it felt like a small place but relatively safe. They told her to come with them because her ATM wasn’t working, and I said, “You know, they’re going to shoot that poor woman, but don’t worry about it because we’re going to get through it.”

They started loading us onto the bus/train and I said, “Don’t look, they’re going to do it.” As we were driving away, they shot her by the ATM.

The inside of the train/bus was kind of like school bus - with seats that sat two, maybe three adults, and there was a longer, bench-type seat in the back that went all the way across the width. The train/bus changed shape a couple of times in the dream, however. It went from the bus configuration to more of a freight train car with a big ramp later on.

While it was the bus, I was sitting with an older woman as we were hostages, and I told her to move toward the front, because I had a bad feeling about our situation. It felt like I had the dream before, so I knew a little bit about what was going to happen.

A guy got onto the bus with a dog that was handicapped - it looked like it was missing a foot and was in general bad shape, and the guy looked like he might be homeless or something. But I knew in the dream that they were both faking it (including the dog who was trained to feign injuries) - they just wanted to get on the bus. I think the man was secretly a policeman or SWAT person or something.

As the guy moved to the back (at this point it transitioned to more of a freight train car type of deal with the big ramp... going up to a second level for storage or something), I followed them to the back and got like a greek salad. The salad dressing was like urine mixed with something. One of the hostage takers was like, “What is that?” I replied that it was some sort of ethnic food. But it turned out to just be Greek salad and I offered to give it to him, and he took it and put the dressing on the salad.

Then all of a sudden the train had stopped suddenly because we hit something and I was running forward toward the open front of the train car (the whole front was open). I would have been sliding or flying forward because of the sudden stop, but I was definitely running. I went flying out the front of the car onto the ground.

Something then slammed into the back of the train and the whole thing caught on fire. People started running out, including the hostage-takers. I ran in to try to save some people that were still in there - the old woman from before and another older black woman that reminded me of the older black woman in Speed.

But the old woman that I was talking to before decided to stay in there with her little dog - a little white dog - I think it was a poodle. I think she said something like she had lived long enough. I think the other woman was going to stay with her.

In the dream, I knew ahead of time that the train was going to get hit from behind but that I was going to be ejected just before that happened and that I wasn’t going to be injured. I also knew ahead of time that the woman was going to want to stay in the train.